“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down”

Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

  • jainz:

    Woman speaks out against misogynistic abuse and is met with misogynistic abuse from men who believe misogynistic abuse doesn’t exist and that she should stop making them look bad.

    (via spookyfiyah)

  • pumpernicklefagbag:

    m0rgasmm:

    someone at my school has lots of time on their hands!!!

    it says

    “Here’s some food for thought:

    you are not beautiful just because you are ‘thin’ or ‘thick’ or ‘perfect’  by society’s standards.

    You are beautiful when you *respect* other people’s bodies and begin to love your own! 

    So lets all start to love one another and make this world a little brighter!”

    i am so in love with this

    (via shit-princess)

  • mikalhvi:

    gentlemanbones:

    "What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

    …Oh.”

    is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

    (Source: bent-duck, via iguanamouth)

  • ghostruto:

    who the hell lets this stuff go to print 

    (Source: dragondicks, via shit-princess)

  • w4t3vr:

    sexclaimes:

    thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

    sexclaimes:

    First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

    On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

    .. Not

    You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

    So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

    THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

    (via shit-princess)

  • tanyashatseva:

    Perception

    My muse - inspiring and luminous Grav3yardgirl 

    Acrylic on canvas, 2014

    (via grav3yardgirl)