“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down”

Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

  • avengersonna:

    dglsplsblg:

    weatheredbatz:

    On your left..

    hahahaha.

    this is rather sad.

    Omg omg I didn’t know all the Spider-Man

    (Source: bythepowercosmic, via myfather-willhear-aboutthis)

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  • (Source: rosesquartz, via amateurcracksman)

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  • tigertaill:

    teamrocketing:

    I went to a drag party as a boy so heres proof that im hot as both genders

    U LOOK LIKE JESUS
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  • snoopycomet:

    thecutestofthecute:

    chronicarus:

    Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

    I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

    Did this photoset just make spiders look cute to me?

    (via myfather-willhear-aboutthis)

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  • chubby-bunnies:

    stfueverything:

    squishybruise:

    Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

    this is the greatest thing

    literally had a laughing/ coughing fit

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  • (Source: f-uwa, via princefauna)

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  • prettyspainishroses:

    berryciesta:

    batbcomic:

    designerreign:

    If Belle never found the castle…

    A thousand times reblog

    Tale as old as time
    Older than that guy
    Beauty and Maurice

    whoa whoa slow down maurice

    (via girlotaku08)

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  • baroquen-sol:

    I recently discovered that a picture of me, shared by Smosh, became viral.

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    My friend and I saw this, so naturally, I’m going to check it out.

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    …and here I am.

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    Seeing that they had the content source, I became curious. Did they really give me credit and not tell…

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