“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down”

Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

  • chubby-bunnies:

    CANNOT DEAL

    (Source: dirrty-pop)

  • youngstero:

    SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

    (via zackbanni)

  • bisexualfunfacts:

    Fun fact: bisexuals come in all different shapes, sizes, races, genders, and walks of life. And for October only, they also come in pumpkin spice!

    (via captainbutttouch)

  • Where is the surgery on her face haters?

    (Source: all-nickiminaj, via stahfiyah)

  • chaos-inc:

    graceespooks:

    OH MY GOD

    IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD

    (Source: catbushandludicrous, via stahfiyah)

  • ellescarred:

    little-miss-fats:

    source: robot-hugs

    has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

    This was perfect

    (via percychekov)

  • ah-lads-vs-gents:

    This is why I love this company.

    x

    (via zackbanni)

  • zayanimestep777:

    suffering brings enjoyment